I’m pretty much your typical former 6th-grade class president who grew up in England, Mexico and Spain, does crossword puzzles in ink, is terrible at math, gags at the sight of that disgusting, liquidy first squeeze of the mustard bottle, compulsively doodles moustaches & pirate eyepatches on cologne ads, and always, always, always returns his grocery cart.

When I’m not writing for work, I try my best to keep my hands busy making other stuff: art | photo | film

I also get a tickle out of collecting pictures of written graffiti.